to all our new members

[Insomniac]

Ahh ... so Barbie and her mates ended up meeting Ken in the big green wheelie bin eh! That'll teach them for being slappers!

Oh my boys know not to mess with me when it's cleanup time! This morning for example ...

Christmas tree droppings all over the living room and family room ... being trekked from one end of the house to the other ... so out comes the vacuum cleaner. Told the boys they had five minutes to clear the stuff off their bedroom floor or else my super hungry vacuum would suck it all up and belch at the end!

Well ... off they went at a full run and it was all picked up within the allocated five minutes! Only thing was ... lazy pants here decided to suck up the dead ants out of the bath ... the ones I killed with spray last night ... (we have an ant problem this time of year regardless of what town we've lived in) ... and blow me down but I sucked up poor old Bart Simpson from the bath! A tiny Bart! Gone in seconds! Oops!

I thought "oh bite me ... " and laughed ... then thought better of it and decided to try and save the poor boy. After all he's only 10 right ... Conor's age! I pulled the drum thing off my Dyson and there he was ... upside down with his feet within reach! I didn't have to dig through the dust, hair, dead ant bodies and whatever else I'd just sucked up. Of course I had to show the boys my 'catch'!

[rach71]

hello to our 3 new members...sounds like we will all get along fine-
I am rachael I am 37 (ssshhhh) and have been in here for a few years now-I consider this lot my sanity...they have stood by my side thru some crap lol and the amazing thing is no matter what we all go through or what happens we are there with support, good advice and friendship
I have 3 children Ryan is 14 hes a real boy lol has adhd and drives me mad sometimes but the past few years havent been too bad-have sorted him a real diet and we are very careful with additives and colouring lol..and now he can sleep for 6 hours in one go!!
Sharnie is 17 but 18 next month and I am in process of organising a party for 250 guests lol ( yeh i know) shes in her last year os 6th form and is off to uni in septemeber ( and it breaking my heart but i would never tell heer that)
Tamara is 17 in 2 weeks and a cheeky imp whom is a mad hatter lol..shes a real funny person without trying-a hockey freak and lives eats sleeps n breathes it!-shes just been given a place in next years welsh u18 international squad-soo proud lol-we live near birmingham so a real trek lol

I am deputy in a preschool and we have 150 children on role aged 18mths to 4yr olds...so although i enh=joy my job and really do get my team working well -the managaer pees me off so I am looking for something new asap

thats me lol...

[CBGB]

A big geordie welcome to all our new members too - sorry I am a bit slow I only pop in here occaisionally these days - but the girls are always in my thoughts.

I live just outside of Newcastle upon Tyne - I am the angel of the north - LOL! I have 2 gorgeous girls Ellen 14 and Faye 11. They are good most of the time but this site has been a godsend for the times they are not!! I am now in my 40's but not inside my head.

Louise I work in a pre-school within a school, I have finished my foundation degree in early years and I am doing my last year of an hons degree with an early years focus - after that I am going to complete the Early Years Professional Status. So anything you need give me a shout!

Look forward to chatting. Oh my real name is Tanya - I get CBGB cause I like punk!

[duck duck]

Hello to our new members.....lovely to have some new friends to chat to!!!!

A little about me...I'm from the South East so yep a 38yr old Essex bird...lol! Hubby and I have been together for 22yrs and we have 4 daughters Gemma 19 she lives 15min drive away with her boyfriend, Amy 16 she's currently working in a hair salon as an apprentice, Nina 9 she's in yr 5 and loves school that much she's had 100% attendance for the past 3yrs lol, Abigail 3 she's a real character and is starting on a new adventure of nursery school from this Wednesday. Then there's little man Anthony who turned 1 on Saturday! We've had our sad times when we've lost our babies but I think it's made us stronger too!

I don't have any real hobby's (I can't fit anything in at the mo) but I have lots of pets to keep me busy, from the usual dogs, cats, rabbit, guinea pigs, African Pygmy hedgehog....right up to horses....lol!

[CBGB]

and the rest Duck Duck!!!!!